London - (Ass Mess): Internet phone system SkyHype is to fit all its users with compulsory lie detectors in a surprise announcement made yesterday.
This latest innovation is an upgrade from the original famous CIA Polygram prototype which tests mostly for whoppers about cocaine usage.
The new add-on will analyse users' paranoia levels in real time by monitoring stress levels during calls.
The pioneering free-call service was launched last year as an innovation allowing computer users to talk to each other without charge and make cheap calls to mobiles as well as landmines.
It has proved popular in Khandahar, Angola and other war-torn areas ravaged by drug fiends and their related booby-trap paraphernalia.
