Scientists Are Quitting Like Crazy

Written by Al N.

Saturday, 8 April 2017

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This was the last petri dish used before the last scientist quit.

Science Town, US "Why are so many scientists quitting the Science profession and going elsewhere for their occupations?" asked a local TV news reporter.

"Well, we figure with Trump in office there aren't going to be a lot of research grants unless it's for makeup for Ivanka or something" said one top scientist.

"I was working on global climate change. You know I'm not going anywhere with that one in this administration" spoke another scientist.

"So where are you all going to go?" asked the reporter.

"Albert here is going to check with his brother-in-law who is an insurance district manager to see if he has anything. Max over there is going into his cousin's real estate office. I've been lucky enough to land a job teaching at the local community college" spoke the scientist.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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