Written by Dante

Tuesday, 21 April 2015

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This Pie Chart Represents Both the Wonders of Math and the Deliciousness of Dessert

New study out of The University of California, Berkeley shows evidence that 88% of the sunglasses you cannot find, or so desperately want to wear, are actually already on top of your head.

Additional research shows that as for the other 12% of the time, your glasses may be: at the bottom of that lake you were just at, 8th grade prom, alternate dimensions, or part of a lucrative backdoor deal.

This is just one finding from a string of discoveries out of the Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory. Several other studies are to be released to the public shortly. The following information will be available tomorrow: "Which button actually turns the TV on?" "Why don't couches have cup holders?"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Research, Sunglasses

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