New study out of The University of California, Berkeley shows evidence that 88% of the sunglasses you cannot find, or so desperately want to wear, are actually already on top of your head.
Additional research shows that as for the other 12% of the time, your glasses may be: at the bottom of that lake you were just at, 8th grade prom, alternate dimensions, or part of a lucrative backdoor deal.
This is just one finding from a string of discoveries out of the Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory. Several other studies are to be released to the public shortly. The following information will be available tomorrow: "Which button actually turns the TV on?" "Why don't couches have cup holders?"
