Written by Al N.

Thursday, 26 June 2014

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Some scientists are saying Obaba must be somehow involved.

Scientists announced today that they have discovered light rays emanating from space that show the Earth being destroyed by a meteor swarm 21 million years ago.

When asked why we didn't remember or find evidence of such a calamity before, one of the scientists suggested that perhaps it occurred on a parallel world, one said that it had perhaps been a mass dream, one inferred that the entire world was under what he called a Red Kryptonite hallucination, the Democrats blamed Dick Cheney and the Republican contingent said they weren't sure but it most likely had something to with Obama or Clinton.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Research, Earth

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