Scientists announced today that they have discovered light rays emanating from space that show the Earth being destroyed by a meteor swarm 21 million years ago.
When asked why we didn't remember or find evidence of such a calamity before, one of the scientists suggested that perhaps it occurred on a parallel world, one said that it had perhaps been a mass dream, one inferred that the entire world was under what he called a Red Kryptonite hallucination, the Democrats blamed Dick Cheney and the Republican contingent said they weren't sure but it most likely had something to with Obama or Clinton.