Written by D P Whitehead

Tuesday, 9 September 2014

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This guy is actually 84.

New research is suggesting that smoking is not dangerous, does not cause strokes, heart disease or lung cancer and, in some cases, may improve quality of life and increase lifespan.

The study and research, carried out by a conglomeration of scientists hired by a group of cigarette manufacturers took six weeks to complete on the paradise island of Bali.

Several scientists, experts and academics, who spent one and half months at a luxury 5 star resort and were paid well over $1,000,000 each came to the conclusion after each received a free Ferrari from the cigarette makers.

One scientist said "I have no idea where all this baloney comes from about cigarettes being bad for you. They are good for you. They promote weight loss, make you look cool, if you are a man then you will attract women. A Woman looks sophisticated and 'up for anything' with a smoke in their mouth. Cancer? Preposterous. If anything smoking will improve your life. I didn't spend six weeks sat by the pool getting blow jobs from free hookers and not do my homework," said the sponsored prick.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Smoking




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