Written by Auntie Jean

Tuesday, 24 June 2014

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Thunderbirds smoke free now

One time 60 a day cigarette holder wielding Lady Penelope has offered to help Spoof Readers quit smoking. "The entire Thunderbird team was getting through a total of 6000 cigarettes a day in the 1970s" explained Parker, Lady Penelope's bit of rough.

"It was a little over the top on the smoking front. The thing was that everything was powered by fireworks - no C.G.I you see, and we all smoked, never thinking anything of it. We lit the rocket engines on the toys with our fags.

We are all sorry for this, but everyone said smoking was good for you in those days. Anyway we will be recommending snuff to all Spoof Readers and also electronic cigarettes and old Holbert chewing tobacco.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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