Creationist Scientists Say Big Bang Happened 5,000 Years Ago

Funny story written by Al N.

Saturday, 19 July 2014

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The Creationist Scientist League also passed a proposal to return the 1950s.

Xanadu The Creationist Scientist League announced during their annual convention today that they have come to an agreement that the Big Bang actually did occur, but it was actually just 5,000 years ago and resulted in a big garden with a couple of trees of knowledge of Good and Evil and a few snakes.

In other findings, the Creationist Scientists decided that:

-Evolution IS Intelligent Design.
-Dinosaurs were just pawns of cockroaches.
-Jesus Christ is more popular than John Lennon.

It was decided to hold next year's convention in Los Angeles where they could research the big bang theory by auditing the television show The Big Bang Theory.

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