New Generation Of Super Fast Quantum Optic Computer Chip PCs Available In Time For Xmas

Written by Auntie Jean

Friday, 18 July 2014

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New super fast technology based on optical quantum principles has been used to make the Octahedral processor chips in the new faster than light computers which will be available for Xmas. A spokesperson for Microhard told our reporter. "The computers are so fast they can power life sized hologram versions of GTA 12 3D. They take an hour to boot up though, you never get something for nothing.

The operating system, Skylight 4 takes 100 Petabytes of hard drive space but its worth it. None of your old software will work and everything is stored in "The Fog", not on your computer. You rent programs and storage space from Microhard for a reasonable monthly fee, that way you don't have to worry about owning anything. It's all ours. Micro hard C.E.O. Bob Fence told us "They will be pricey at first, around £20 000 for the no frills home basic version, but the price will come down once we've all got new Cadillacs."

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