New Study Reveals That New Studies Really Not That Informative

Funny story written by DP Whitehead

Wednesday, 23 January 2013

A recent study conducted at the University of Georgia concluded that new studies are really not that informative and that those who study studies, though studious, studied too much.

Speaking from his study, Professor Jason Barlow, who boasts an impressive resume, having studied the study of studies while a student at St Udyman University in France announced:

"Studying studies, especially new studies is stupendous however to be honest, after a few days another study, a newer study, replaces the former study, thus making the original new study no longer new; just a study.

"I confirm and concur that this new study that studied new studies is correct, however, since this article was written and subsequently published that new study is no longer new and has undoubtedly been replaced by a newer more up to date study."

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