Need you ask which color? For the present, it's programmed for pink of course! But that could change.
In the pink again after gallbladder surgery, PINK revealed to a Spoof reporter that she felt the need for a little treat. Hence this very special whale.
PINK explained, "In the entertainment business you just can't let your act go stale. You always have to be on the lookout for new things to add some interest to your persona." She said that the spouting whale, which she found off the coast of Nova Scotia, fit the bill.
The pop star, ever the businesswoman, has plans to expand the array of colors and rent the whale out to different groups, when the pink use has run its course. "I can think of several other markets for different colors," she said with a smile.
She then went on to point out that Irish revelers will find GREEN spouting "just grand" for March 17. RED will hit the spot for Valentine's Day. E L James, author of the mega-selling Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy, is already making plans to rent the whale, spouting -- you guessed it -- shades of GREY. Then there's perhaps the biggest market of all, burials at sea. "BLACK spouting should set the somber tone nicely," according to PINK.
For now, though, it's pink spouting only, as PINK promotes her upcoming single, "Blow Me (One Last Kiss)" from her new album.
Perfect, right?
