Written by radiogagger

Thursday, 19 January 2012

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3am and still online - the typical internet user

Facebook is adding a series of new applications to let users share such things as photos, travel or fashion.

The online social network firm unveiled more than 60 new ways to waste time on Facebook. The company, tipped for a $100bn initial public offering, is looking for new ways to get people to spend more time on the site - which will attract more advertising.

Users can already share the music they are listening to or news articles they are reading. But this latest development expands the number of apps significantly.

Facebook user Martin Gruzzlewitch told the spoof "it looks like I will never leave the house again"

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