William "Bill" Shakespeare is arguably the most well-known writer of all time. Many of his quotes have worked their way into our cultural lexicon and everyday speech. Some popular quotes, however, are mistakenly attributed to him. The FBI Literature Division recently published a list of the most popular quotes we think Shakespeare said, but he didn't:
To the righth, tighth. To the lefth, loosth.
Change is inevitable, except from coin operated refractive telescopes.
The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in the internet connection.
There is no I in team, but never doubt I love.
Romeo! Romeo! Table for two! Romeo!
Your soliloquy doth grow tiresome. Me thinks I'll kill thee a lawyer.
T's like deja vu all ov'r again.
YOLO or not YOLO, that is the question.
We know what we are, but we know not what we do not know about knowing or not knowing ourselves.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a flap-dragon.
It was the best of times - all that glitters was actually gold.
Marco! Polo! Wherefore art thou Marco Polo?
Be not afraid of greatness, be afraid of paying too much for car insurance.
I am serious. And don't calleth me Shirley.
