Written by Purple Girl

Wednesday, 30 August 2017

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Introducing Gay for a Day Spray. Guys, have you ever wanted to go on a date, and no woman was available? This is the solution, Gay for a Day Spray. Just spray it on and you become so fabulous. Guys around you will seem so cute!

Do note that this product is intended for men age 18 and older and is not sold in stores. This could increase your risk of becoming the victim of a hate crime, so protect yourself while using this product.

Order today! If you order now, we'll also throw in a can of Les for a Day and a coupon for ordering one of our pink, scented revolvers to make it easier to protect yourself. Plus we'll throw in an extra can of Gay for a Day and a copy of the Gay Vacation Planning Guide.

All of this is available to you for the introductory low price of $19.95. Supplies are limited, so order now!

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