Braveheart of Coward?

Written by Jaggedone

Monday, 3 October 2016

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He knew he was right all along and so did we!

Just a bit of "Rajing" fun that flipped into my head during brain surgery after the missus flung the frying pan at me; it's a menopause thing!

Mad dogs and Englishmen!

A sip of green tea dashed with a slice of fresh lemon passes her lips as she sits beneath swaying palm leaves and a Bengali breeze.

"Darling, what on earth is that total Nutcase doing out there in this damn heat?.

"Sweetheart, he's pulling a rickshaw, what a gaf!"

"Oh, darling, those spare ribs, quite ghastly!"

"Yes Sweetheart, I prefer those doused in BBQ sauce and dripping in fat!"

"Darling, pass me my white Chanel hat, I think I'm about to faint!"

"Sweetheart, keep calm and I'll order a glass of cool Himalayan mineral water, 500 Rupees a glass!"

"Darling, that is so sweet and while you are at it, do not forget the sun blocker!"

"Of course not Sweetheart, I'll just pop out in the midday sun, order a rickshaw, and kick that damn dog lying in the dusty road that keeps yowling, after all this is the RAJ and not India!"

"Oh Darling, you are such a brave mad dog of an Englishman, and not a Coward!"

Gandhi knew what he was doing!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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