Written by Matt Birkenhauer

Sunday, 4 June 2017

image for How much of an asshole is Donald Trump? Let me count the ways.

With apologies to Elizabeth Barrett Browning, although she probably would have thought that Trump was an asshole too, as would her husband Robert, and any children they had, had they had any.

How much of an asshole is Donald Trump?
Let me count the ways: he is an asshole
To the depth and breadth and height that fools
Can reach, when they're wallowing in a dump.
He is an asshole in every likely way
By candle light--or crosses burning bright
In the dark and hate-filled southern night
By Trump's supporters in the KKK.
He is an asshole freely, and a blight
On all that's pure and deserving of praise.
He is an asshole truly, and a fright
To all who treasure freedom all our days.
And, 'till he is impeached, he shall remain
An asshole for the rest of his crazed reign.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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