Please excuse my bad English. You most probably are wondering why I am writing to you, after what happened. What I did. Is very hard for man like me to admit, but I made mistake. How you say in American, "Vlad backed wrong horse." Or maybe even better, "Vlad have buyer's regret."
Would much rather have you in White House than unpredictable red head. You at least are predictable. But I have plan! First to have Wikileaks publish e-mails showing red head in White House conspired with Russian secret service to rig election. Also that he grabbed pussycats.
Also maybe that he has small you-know-what. Number two, Russian secret service reveal that it hacked electoral college. So you are actual winner!
As you once said, "is time for reset."
Looking forward to your inauguration!
Dosvidanya,
V.P.
