Saving the Mayor's Chestnuts

Written by Michael Balton

Thursday, 29 December 2016

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They say the neon lights are bright on Broadway.

(To be sung to the tune of The Christmas Song)

Indictments waiting in an open file.
Horse huggers basking in their grief.
Federal probes snooping here, snooping there,
Mean that de Blasio will get no relief.

You see the mayor has tons of influence to spread.
Plus he has to keep the homeless housed and fed.

But unlike Bloomberg, who knew how to fly, this mayor seems to be afraid of the sky.

Then there's the governor with ideas of his own, who pretends to like New York's new subway line. He takes all the credit, enjoying the trip, while tearing into de Blasio, rip by rip.

And so I'm offering this simple phrase to a mayor who seems to have too much to do. Although it's been said many times, many ways:

Zero vision, to you.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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