Written by Gail Farrelly

Sunday, 8 May 2016

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Surprise! No free toy in the Cracker Jack package!

At least not anymore.

No more nice little junky prizes to look forward to in the Cracker Jack package. They are being replaced by -- hold onto your hats -- digital codes for mobile games! Can you believe it?

I'm a big fan of digital stuff. But NOT in my Cracker Jack package where I'm looking for a junky little surprise to brighten my day NOW.

Phooey, phooey, phooey.

What is the world coming to?

I hate change. I also hate people who argue that change is good for all of us. They're just plain wrong. A pox on their house.

I have only four words for the Cracker:

Hit the road, Jack!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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