Future Movies Will Be Four-In-One!

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Tuesday, 18 March 2014

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People who are experts at predicting the future in movies say that the typical movie in the years beginning in 2020 will have four different movies in one.

"Because of our nation's short attention span, we are 95% sure that there will be four 30-35 minute Movies with plenty of action from the get-go, sex from the five minute mark, Long animated Disney-type and 3d specials."

They say that the kids movies will have 2 animations and the adults will have 2 adult type movies.

Movies will run for 2 hours and thirty minutes to 4 Hours.

One thing they will not have is a lot of conversation and a long plot. They will just get in there and get it on.

Of course, there will still be four hour serious Meryl Streep and some Bozo type still around.

But with the new age difference, all boomers will be saying is "What did he/she say?"

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