Ten things men look for in a woman

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Thursday, 22 October 2015

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When You Only Tick Five

In a survey from Thailand to Morocco men's magazine "U-R-FKD" discovered that men's taste in women had not changed over thousands of years.

Certain key traits however seemed to predominate over the centuries.

If Cleopatra turned men on with her brains as well as her beauty many more found success in the absence of both.

It really devolved to who the male was as women seemed to tick every conceivable box and every imaginable trait.

Here then, at last, are the TEN THINGS MEN LOOK FOR IN A WOMAN.

1. Intelligence.
2. Big breasts.
3. Stupidity
4. Average breasts.
5. High self-esteem.
6. Self-control and discipline.
7. Nada self-esteem.
8. Total abandon.
9. Strong spiritual values.
10. We party, we screw, we die, that's it.

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