On his way to Africa last month, he said that a core vatican strategy is the church's effort to promote sexual responsibility through abstinence and monogamy. -No condoms allowed! -No sport fcking!
"Hey you dysfunctional folks out there on the Dark Continent - i know your'e having trouble not chopping up everyone in sight -and you make a dollar a day - and you're hot and dirty - and you have no toilet paper or TV or radio or socks -or even drugs -and there are flies eating up your eyeballs:
"But i -you're Pope - don't have a live cock -so don't worry about getting laid - you won't miss it - i hear it's very messy and painful!"
"If you absolutely have to stick your biga blacka dicka in something -find a young boy -lika my priests."
I think a better answer would be to send a horde of hooker nuns to the dark continent to take the edge off male africans for whom abstinence means only raping three women a day instead of four.
That Pope is quite a guy!
