In a move to bring more accountability to the Royal "non Monarchs" (or scroungers), they will be made to appear on T.V. after Premier League football managers on "Final Score" and give an account of where our hand-outs went for the previous week.
Uniquely this group of benefit scroungers have huge private incomes and are immune from prosecution as alleged benefit thieves. But from tomorrow, like the football managers they will be assessed by their performance and will be immediately sacked if they do not provide results for their free money. Currently, unlike genuine benefit "claimants" they are given 24/7 positive publicity by 99% of the U.K.s politically motivated Newspapers.
Cash from the phone in vote will be donated to buy scanners for hospitals, pay decent wages for nurses and restore dignity to elderly relatives of people who have worked all their lives.
