Rocky 6, 7, 8, 9 And Beyond

Funny story written by Backandtotheleft

Monday, 17 November 2014

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Rocky 12: Rocky V History

With the news that Sylvester Stallone is going to have a another round of Botox and release another Rocky Film, BATTL news got all excited and raided the superstars bin to find more information. After twenty minutes of throwing rubbish all over his driveway we came across a bundle of first draft scripts for his upcoming movies. Here are the best.

Rocky Doggy: Ex-Heavyweight champion Rocky Balboa takes his Boxer dog along to a junior world title fight. The animal shows great potential to become a boxing Boxer dog and Rock decides to train him. The film ends the only really way it can with the Boxer dog being killed in the ring.

Adrian's Revenge: A "Taken" type film in which Rocky's lover tracks down and kills the criminal gang responsible for capturing her daughter! OK it's exactly like "Taken" but we've got Eye Of The Tiger.

Rocky V Broccoli: Balboa takes on his toughest opponent yet, vegetables! Shot over dozens of glamorous locations (including a ASDA car park) Rocky makes sure he gets his five (punches) a day!

These along with dozens of other possible stories will keep new and old Rocky fans excited for a number of years yet! Until Stallone finally dies in the gym.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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