Free the pedophile but punish the child

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Tuesday, 21 October 2014


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Middle East has always been the land of odd people who have caused millions of deaths, particularly, as of 1978, carried out by Mujahideen, Taliban, al-Qaeda and now ISIS. The history of this dangerous species dates back to 1400 years ago, originating in Arabian Peninsula desert.

Ironically, a number of idols of the annihilated pagan Arabs were female, but they believed that Allah, present deity of nowadays Arabs, their colonies as well as present ISIS was the father of their main idols. Pagan Arabs learned that their belief had angered Allah very much to the point that He had to explicitly express his anger, publicized via Arab script saying: 'Are yours male and His female', meaning 'Shame on you. How come your children must be male while His, that is, Allah's children, are females?' This reference indicates that having female children even angers their deity, let alone ISIS.

Recently, a rumor goes that the ISIS terrorists avoid engagement with Kurdish female fighters because if an ISIS terrorist gets killed by a female fighter, the ISIS terrorist cannot enter paradise where Hoori females are anxiously awaiting the arrival of martyred jihadists of ISIS nonpersons!

Arab males are infamous for their excessive sexual drive. A Middle East man regards his wives his absolute chattel; therefore, no other male should ever see her face let alone her body. Stoning to death is the divine punishment for breaching this code. In other colonies of Arabia a female may need to go out for grocery shopping. Despite elaborate covering of her entire body with a black sheet, it may happen that her behind could unintentionally waver under the shroud, displaying a go-round-and round movement which is devastating tor the male population of the entire area.

Occasionally it happens that the men of the Middle East chase the bundled females in the dark alleys and rape them. If the case is ever taken to a so-called court, the ISIS judge will put all the blame on the female: blaming her for her rumbling buttocks, a movement that turns an ISIS male absolutely helpless; therefore, the judge will free the male offender but the female is stoned to death.

Injustice is not limited to raping. An instance of this wide-spread spectrum involves the bribing of the officials of ISIS territories. Since football is a lucrative business, the skillful footballers, naturally, willing to pay any price to get exempted from compulsive military service. The bribery has been televised against the wish of the embarrassed authorities who try to whitewash the crime. First of all, they avoid calling it an illegal act on the part of their police. In televised interviews, they called the officially issued certificates as forged documents. In fact, the delivered military exemption card, usually carried by the owner in his wallet, was as genuine as it could be. Of course, the case came out of the closet because of rivalry between various teams. Additionally, thousands of people have obtained these officially purchasable exemption from military service card or document. Naturally, these draft dodgers are unwilling to reveal their complicity.

During the televised interviews the officials' shamelessly defended their cohorts: no big hassle! The culprits are very the rich. Thus, they exonerated the officials, punished the draft dodgers to begin compulsory military service. Will their huge amount of payment be reimbursed?

Another instance of injustice is the sexual engagement of an elementary school vice principal, televised. Now, the advisor to the so-called Minister of Justice formally exonerated the culprit official, reasoning that it was the school child who seduced the vice principal; therefore, the elementary official was totally exonerated!

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