Kyle faces axe after people take his advice

Funny story written by dr. john leslie breaknik

Thursday, 18 September 2014

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Jeremy Kyle(who was famous for telling the unemployed to get off their backsides and find jobs) is facing the axe from ITV after 10 years due to declining viewing figures for the Jeremy Kyle show.

A show insider said ''It seems that many unemployed people have taken Jezzers advice and got jobs... the trouble is that no one is left to watch the show''

When asked what he was going to do next Kyle said ''well, I've done this long enough. I need a break."

As he walked out of the studio with with a PlayStation 3 under his arm, he added "don't worry I will be looking for work every day".

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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