Rwandan genocide expert caught machetting a "Tootsie Queen!"

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Tuesday, 6 October 2009

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Adolf to blame for Tootsy genocide in Rwanda, who else!!!

Long ater the Rwandan genocidal massacres police in Tutsi land have arrested a main suspect caught bludgening a Tootsy Queen with a machete! "SQUELCH"

The suspect, a well known "Homophobiac" in the region was only caught very blood "red-handed" after visiting a "Gay" bordell in Kigali.

Whilst being "touched up" by a "Queen" he whipped his bloody machete out of his trouser leg and started beating "Queeny" over her/his head!

The police arrived and took the raging, blood soaked mass murderer to the local joint and after taking DNA off of his massive machete realised it was him!!

They had been looking for this maniac ever since the genocidal slaughter of 800.000 Tutsi's in 1994 and after matching dried blood samples, it was clear, he did it, among others!

The Afro-cops "three-degreed" the slaughterer and asked why the fuck he cold-bloodedly slaughtered so many Tutsis!

His answer was: "All Tootsies are "Queens" and Hutus are descendant from Adolf, they planted the seeds in us during their colonial periods."

"Only we believe in Black Power and they White, so death to all queens, gypsies, jews and Tootsies!"

The head of police thought about his statement and then realised why this f******g maniac took part in the slaughter, he told him:

"you moronic, homophobic twat, you've got the spelling wrong TOOTSIE'S ARE NOT TUTSI'S."

Our mass murderer was handcuffed away whispering, "Dustin Hoffman I'll hack your fucking legs and dick off if I ever see the light of day again!"

Don't worry he won't bother Tootsy where he's going!

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