Interview with MI5 Mole

Funny story written by j.w.

Friday, 18 July 2014

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Big Brother

It came as something of a surprise when there was a knock at the door of my office at Spoof HQ and a gentleman introduced himself as a mole from MI5.

I asked him how he had found his way to our HQ and he told me he went to Platform 8 and a half at Kings Cross and found there was no rowling stock but was advised to go to Platform S where he found a train to our place.

I had my doubts that this man was really from MI5 but he told me something that assured me he was so I asked him about the current situation.

'To be brief' he said, glancing over his shoulder 'we are spending all our time trying to watch all of you and trying to stop you looking at us.'

I asked him to elaborate, but to no avail. He would only chime the Orwellian phrase 'Big Brother is Watching You' and with a slight smile 'But now little brother is beginning to watch us and my masters are dead scared.'

Then he was gone.

Editor's note: Due to J.W.'s security lapse Spoof, at great expense, has removed our access from Platform S at Kings Cross

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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