Written by Matt Brown

Friday, 30 May 2014

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The virus even affects normally law abiding buses, turning them into alpha buses. They'll pick on anyone they deem as weak.

The much feared and regularly used Trojan virus has almost turned the peotle of brittle into jabbering rex. They are almost ruined!

The virus, which originated from the bowels of Sir Daleks Ferguson's corrupted memory system, was at first only intended for his Manchester United successor David Moyes, but it has spun wildly out of control, right across the country, like a wildfire!

Its next victims are Michael Gove, Roy Hoddlerobson, Clegg and the health inspector. Doris the dinner lady, a Ryanair pilot, an ungrateful child, Anne Robinson's wig, Shergar, the god awful Paddy Power and Ladbrokes adverts, Bob Saget, Romuald McDunwald, the ducks, Peggy Patch, Dot, Poppy the Cat, Whybird and finally the boxing.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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