Book Review - Discover Scotland, A Lonely Planet Book

Written by D P Whitehead

Friday, 28 February 2014


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The title of this book is VERY misleading. Scotland has ALREADY been if you are buying this book hoping to be the first person to discover Scotland you will be very disappointed. It is a functioning third world country populated by ginger haired people and men dressed in skirts.

The women all have beards and they deep fry EVERYTHING. There may well be parts of Scotland yet undiscovered, but, really, do they need discovering? I say no.

I think that a cold desolate place, filled with men who have painted their face blue, screaming "Freedom" every 5 minutes, needs to be discovered no more.

A Twat. Book Reviewer.

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