Fillings That Should Never Have Been Put in Valentine Chocolates

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Monday, 10 February 2014

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Be sure to check that filling before you eat!

In the week leading up to Valentine's Day, more than 35 million heart-shaped boxes of chocolate are purchased and over $1 billion worth of chocolate is sold in the U.S.

The editors applaud the chocolate companies, like Whitman's, who give the consumer a chart with each chocolate box that lists each filling, so you can choose the ones you like best.

But let the chocolate eater beware! While most chocolates are made with scrumptious fillings like maple cream, cherry, caramel, nuts, and coconut, we have learned that some Valentines have received chocolates with the following "unfortunate" fillings. These are the fillings that should never have been put in chocolates:

1. liver pate

2. jalapeno pepper

3. radish

4. tuna

5. green olive

6. egg salad

7. beet

8. mushroom

9. tofu

10. limburger cheese

11. hot dog

12. bean sprout

13. celery

14. sardine

15. pepperoni

16. bacon

17. kale

18. black bean

19. shrimp

20. prune

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