Items You Should Never Leave a Toddler Alone With

Funny story written by Wumf

Monday, 10 February 2014

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Honey and toddlers do not mix well

Toddlers, children who are between the ages of one and three, are inquisitive and "hands-on". The Editors have compiled a list of household items toddlers should never be left alone with, even for a minute:

1. marshmallow creme

2. scotch tape

3. Vaseline

4. flour

5. raw eggs

6. any kind of syrup

7. baby powder

8. cotton candy

9. spaghetti with tomato and meat sauce

10. rolls of toilet paper

11. dish soap

12. paint

13. toothpaste

14. shaving cream

15. hair spray

16. Crisco

17. ketchup

18. mustard

19. sugar

20. dried rice

21. Cheetos

22. shampoo

23. butter

24. peanut butter

25. jelly

26. lipstick

27. fingernail polish

28. packing peanuts

29. rolls of ribbon

30. honey

31. marker pens

32. raw oatmeal

33. glue

34. face powder

35. glitter

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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