10 Apple Product Concepts That Didn't Make the Marketing Cut

Written by Tony Bagodonutz

Thursday, 7 November 2013

1.iStoned - Mini bong with all of the iPhone features. Development is WAY delayed.

2.iSoscelesTriangle - Couldn't figure out the right marketing angle

3.iCan'tBelieveIt'sNotAniPhone - Product concept was too cryptic

4.iO.U.- Prepaid account. Apple decided against this marketing scheme

5.i'VeBeenWorkingOnTheRailroad - a railroad spike with ipad features.

6.Apple Jacks - a hydraulic lift for your laptop

7.Apple "Pi" - A computer with infinite possibilities . . . what?

8.iTone - Like a "shake weight" equipped with an array of apps.

9.iVerson - Allen backed out on the deal when he heard that they wouldn't sell it in his size

10.iDo - Wedding themed apple product. The company just couldn't commit to this one

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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