NFL Week 4 Highlights

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Monday, 1 October 2012

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NFL Week 4 Highlights

Broncos 37, Raiders 6
Peyton Manning threw for 338 yards and three touchdowns, proof of his full recovery, were he playing against an NFL team.

Packers 28, Saints 27
New Orleans falls to 0-4, which the asshole commissioner of your fantasy league swears he totally predicted months ago.

Patriots 52, Bills 28
Buffalo was at least able to take pride in their brief 21-7 lead, until they learned that New England actually hadn't sent a man onto the field until 8:07 in the third quarter.

Falcons 30, Panthers 28

Cam Newton had a costly fumble late, and on the ensuing Atlanta possession, also gave up a 59-yard pass, setting up Matt Bryant's game-winning field goal.

Vikings 20, Lions 13
Minnesota gets both a kick return and punt return for TDs, which actually makes this win much less impressive when you realize their entire offensive output was two field goals.

Redskins 24, Buccaneers 22
Robert Griffin III silences all the haters who only use 'really' twice when describing how good he is.

Eagles 19, Giants 17
Lawrence Tynes misses the same field goal attempt twice in the closing moments, sparing Andy Reid a torrent of hate mail and death threats for a week.

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