Written by walter

Monday, 20 August 2012

Human infant is, in fact, born as a helpless creature. The baby lacks any inherited mechanism for behavior. However, the child gradually learns how to behave by means of an educational mechanism known as culture. This cultural mechanism teaches the child skills, knowledge and the accepted norms of dealing with people and the supernatural forces surrounding man. Culture is no longer believed to be unilinear. Contacts between various peoples result in cultural alteration.

A Mediterranean beach along the southern border of a Muslim country, whose females are divinely ordered to cover their body, is a good example of this change. It is achieved by the presence of European tourists. Of course, such a change materializes once the local government stops supporting fanatic hooligans. This decision has greatly contributed to the welfare of the local people.

At the beaches, along the streets and the back allies of the city, girls, Muslims or Europeans, promenade in their fashionable bikinis with no fear from fanatic Muslims. Local men have learned not to stare at the charming girls who innocently display their tantalizing cleavages and admirable legs. The presence of such females is tantamount to exquisite flowers in the fields at springtime.

A visit to downtown area of the city along the coast, in daytime, offers nothing but a dull business district. At night, the same place turns into a memorable sight because of the presence of multitude of lovely girls who walk peacefully in their brief casual dresses. At such moments, men and women find life worth of living.

Out of curiosity, one may wonder why men do not react violently. All men know well that such sights can squeeze, sometimes painfully, an organ located in their lower abdomen, with a palpable swooshing resulting from liquid buildup.

Another devilish question is the status quo of the small erectable body part situated at the 'RIMA', in Latin called 'COLES FEMININITUS', the same organ that is circumcised to deprive females of sexual desire, (FGM), the cream-rosebud with a flush on its petal tips!

Finally, is this peace and civility due to the essence of democracy, i. e., tolerance or elevation of humidity that relaxes the muscles in a lethargic manner, absent in hot dry climates, or is it due to a DIMINISHING UTILITY affecting depopulation in the civilized world?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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