The 10 Worst Hip Hop Band Names

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 5 July 2012

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Tyrello Birdbush, leader of the hip hop band The Afro Sheen Machine. (Photo by Oprah Winfrey).

Bling Bling Magazine ran a survey and asked its readers to name the hip hop band or bands with the worst names.

Quandell "Yo-Yo" Lemonmuckle, editor of Bling Bling Magazine stated that his publication had a total of 49,701 surveys returned.

Entry forms were received from every state in the union except for Arizona.

Lemonmuckle stated that he also received surveys from Zimbabwe, Kenya, Dutch West Wakaboonka, Botswana, Kamgooganda, and Wales.

He pointed out that he was totally shocked to see that President Obama and Mrs. Obama both entered the publication's survey.

The name that President Obama picked as the worst hip hop band name was The Food Stamp Fist Bumpers.

Michelle Obama wrote that her choice for worst hip hop band name was The Baby Daddies of Detroit.

Neither the president's choice nor the "First Mama's" choice made the top ten list.


  1. Boyz 2 Noise
  2. Too Fat Crew
  3. The Lap Rap Posse
  4. The Afro Sheen Machine
  5. Beatch's Dudes
  6. The Glock 9
  7. The Booty Chasin' Bruthas
  8. Black Is Not A Color
  9. Yo Ma Ho
  10. The Baloney Homeys

NOTE: Quandell Lemonmuckle, editor of Bling Bling Magazine is currently dating Fauna Goobergarden, a reporter with The Tinsel Town Times Tribune.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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