The List of Ten Rejected Automobile Names For 2013

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 4 May 2012

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A photo of Cordell Fitzwalter's very first car, a 1957 Chevrolet, which he still owns.

Cordell "Carburetor" Fitzwalter is the chief senior executive writer for Showroom Floor Illustrated Semi-Monthly Magazine.

The Michigan native has just spent two months traveling throughout the United States and visiting countless automobile corporate industry offices.

Fitzwalter has conducted dozens of interviews with corporate CEO's, presidents, and directors of inter-corporate departments which deal with the research, naming, and marketing of newly developed automobiles.

His assignment was to find out which proposed automobile names for 2013, have been rejected by the automotive industry decision makers.

And now Cordell "Carburetor" Fitzwalter presents...


  1. Hyundai LOL
  2. Toyota Tweeter
  3. Isuzu iCar
  4. Volvo Yo Yo Yo
  5. KIA Gnat
  6. Cadillac Obama
  7. BMW Bumblebee
  8. Audi 3D
  9. Volkswagen eBay
  10. Yugo Yummy

NOTE: Cordell Fitzwalter has just published his very first book. It is titled, 409 Automotive Crossword Puzzles.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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