The three losers of the week

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Friday, 3 February 2012

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Freddie's now no longer Sir,
I'm misunderstood he cries,
Poor old Freddie got the blame,
For all those banker's lies,
Now simply Freddie Goodwin,
Ha, now no Sir in front,
Was he was told by letter?
Try shredding that you cunt.

Chris Huhne is one useless twat,
He got caught when speeding,
Now then Chris here's a little tip,
You know where this is leading,
With a little common sense,
You could've kept your job,
Don't get your wife to lie for you,
When there's another bitch on your knob.

John Terry has got the chop,
After making racist slurs,
Stupidity is no excuse,
Sorry just makes it worse,
No players John, have stood by you,
And so out came the knives,
Still the Euros are in the summer,
And you John, can fuck their wives.

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