Seve Balleisteros:
You've played your last eighteen.
Strolled your last green.
If there is a golf course in heaven.
Will you use the number seven.
By Arnold Mitercrump. Florida
Osama Bin Laden:
You ugly bearded bastard.
Copt it from the Yanks.
Did you hear the missile.
Before it hit you on the head.
By Col. Percy Pummel. Saffron Waldon
Dom DeLuise:
You made me laugh.
A very funny man.
Some of your jokes were good.
Some of them quite bad.
By Margret Thatcher. Chelsea. London
Salvador Dali:
Your paintings I liked.
The one with the clocks was good.
Did you paint by numbers.
We shall never know.
By Peter Blake. Malvern
Mahatma Gandhi:
You were good at speaker.
Did it all the time.
Why were you so skinny.
Did you not eat alot.
By Depak Singh. Hounslow
