Odes to famous dead people: Book 2

Written by armfeetandtoe

Tuesday, 1 November 2011

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Yuri Barbetov reads to his family

Pete Postlethwaite:

You were a highly studied actor.
your films were very good.
I wish you had won an oscar.
Your photo is on my Nans shelf.

By Oswald Gentry. Glasgow

Patriarch Alexy 11:

You gave some nice sermons.
People listened when you spoke.
Now that you are in heaven.
Do you still have the long coat?

By Yuri Barbetov. Moscow

Joan Of Arc:

As a young girl.
You had some visions.
Went to war and hit some britons.
All that fighting did you no good.
You became a steak on the barbecue.

By Desederata Methanane. Lyon. France

Carl Gustav Jung:

You looked at our minds.
Are you saying I'm a nutter?

By Charles Manson. United States Of America

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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