How 2 TXT Tweetly

Funny story written by IN SEINE

Wednesday, 22 June 2011

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Have u sent 1 l8ly?

I'm not de9 u should have a 6th sense b4 u leave 4 a dinner party. When u arrive, it dozen hurt 2 remember the bay6. Don't b l8, hold ur 4K properly, keep ur food on ur pl8, don't let any1 say u 8 2 fast, and check ur napkin off10. 4tun8ly it will keep food off of u. It's ys advice 4 kids, 4 adults and even 14agers. Don't get plum stains on urself or some1 will say, "o i c u 8 1 2."

TTFN 4 NOW! 5 got other gr8 advice 2 rel8. It will be 4thcoming l8er.

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