LOS ANGELES - At the International People of the Year Awards 2011, you won the Loser of the Year Award.
Ben Stiller presented you with the award stating: "This person has been such a loser that the fact the person even got here without getting injured is a miracle."
You gracefully stumbled down the aisle to the stage, where you mumbled a few words of thanks.
"I didn't really feel surprised," said Stiller, "ever since the guy was born, you know, total loser. Never got a promotion, and was unlucky in love, to say the least. A total loserbag."
After being presented with LOtY, you then gained the Most Improved Person of the Year Award for winning one thing.
You felt rather jubilant at this fact, but you had your original LOtY award taken away, and then afterwards had the MIPOtY award taken away too.
As of press time, when exiting the building, a car splashed several litres of water against your expensive suit, for which, unbeknown to you, the tailor ripped you off for.
