Senna and Button Discuss Rivalry

Funny story written by grimbo

Monday, 21 March 2011

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Senna - "O.K. I'll go first. I think I'm the best because I can be
used by landscape gardeners in ornamental gardens and can
survive in most climates".

Button - "Now my turn. Not only am I used to keep disparate articles
of clothing together, but I can also be put on bags, hats
and wallets as a form of decoration".

Senna - "I can also be used to give a yellowish tint to women's

Button - "I still get used in political campaigns to publicise the
various candidates. Barack Obama used me to particularly
good effect in the 2009 U.S. Presidential Election".

Senna - "OK. You win".

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