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Funny story: Virginia's National Basketball Championship Victory Boosts D.C. Man's Self-Esteem

Virginia's National Basketball Championship Victory Boosts D.C. Man's Self-Esteem

Jeff Sexton of Washington, D.C., had struggled with low self-esteem and depression until his alma mater, the University of Virginia, pulled out a thrilling overtime victory against Texas Tech in the 2019 NCAA Tournament championship basketball game.

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Funny story: Nike Shoe Destroyed as Illuminati Ascend in Power

Nike Shoe Destroyed as Illuminati Ascend in Power

RALEIGH, NC - In a college basketball game between Duke University and the University of North Carolina, one of the Next-Generation shoes "exploded" while being worn by Zion Williamson. Adding to the shock, President Barack Obama attended the game, a...

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Funny story: Double-or-nothing Bet On Instant Replay Leads to State's Largest Reported Gambling Loss

Double-or-nothing Bet On Instant Replay Leads to State's Largest Reported Gambling Loss

Indian Head, OK - A man from Texas lost $424,000 last month after he placed a double-or-nothing bet on the instant replay of a March Madness college basketball game. The man was down $212,000 dollars when he placed the bet. It is the largest gamblin...

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Funny story: Princeton Looks To Pull Off Upset By Persistently Asking Kentucky Players SAT Review Questions

Princeton Looks To Pull Off Upset By Persistently Asking Kentucky Players SAT Review Questions

PRINCETON, NJ: The Princeton University men's basketball team could not have been more thrilled upon receiving the 13th seed in the east bracket and matchup against the number 4 seeded Kentucky Wildcats in the NCAA Tournament. Despite being heavy und...

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Funny story: Duke Star Austin Rivers: Dire Risk for a Dollar

Duke Star Austin Rivers: Dire Risk for a Dollar

Meet Chapel Hill resident Jason Barbera, squatting in his booth at the Dreyfuss Diner. We asked this passionate Duke fan what he thought of the cuisine at the local hotspot. "The half frozen, watery jambalaya tastes like tinned fish," he said, som...

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Funny story: Rick Pitino Unleashes his controversial Chicken's Nest Defense.

Rick Pitino Unleashes his controversial Chicken's Nest Defense.

Basketball innovator Rick Pitino has recently unveiled a new defense that is sure to turn college basketball upside down and leave opponents scatterbrained and hard-boiled, in that order, verbatim. It is called the Chicken's Nest Defense. Watch out f...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Picks The Green Bay Packers To Repeat As Champs in The "March Madness" NCAA Basketball Tournament

Sarah Palin Picks The Green Bay Packers To Repeat As Champs in The "March Madness" NCAA Basketball Tournament

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Louise Palin, the former governor of Alaska and mother to the third best dancer in the entire United States, Bristol "The Pistol" Palin was recently asked by a reporter for Sports Territory Magazine who she had picked to win the NCAA "March Madness" Tournament. The ex-future mother-in-law of the next mayor of Wasilla Levi Johnston, paused for a moment. She looked out her...

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Funny story: Colonel Moammar Gadhafi Asks For A 'Cease Fire' During The NCAA's "March Madness" - Promises To Revert To "Ordinary Madness" In April

Colonel Moammar Gadhafi Asks For A 'Cease Fire' During The NCAA's "March Madness" - Promises To Revert To "Ordinary Madness" In April

TRIPOLI, Libya - Colonel Moammar Gadhafi has asked for a temporary "Cease Fire" in the on going national lawless uprisings which have resulted in tumultuous turmoil throughout the country of Libya. According to Sports Territory Magazine, Colonel Gadhafi is one of the biggest U.S. collegiate basketball fans anywhere outside of the continental United States. The 68-year-old dictator has seen e...

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Funny story: Grizzlies Win Summit Final for Chance to Get SPanked at the Big Dance

Grizzlies Win Summit Final for Chance to Get SPanked at the Big Dance

The Oakland University men's basketball team crushed Oral Roberts (the university, not the man) in the Summit League Championship last night, earning their second straight invitation to the NCAA tournament. Finishing 90-76 at the final buzzer, the...

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Funny story: Colored Kid From Mid Major College Living Dream of Playing in Final Four

Colored Kid From Mid Major College Living Dream of Playing in Final Four

INDIANAPOLIS - Gordon Hayward, a forward for the Butler University Bulldogs, will be playing in the school's first ever final four this weekend, something that, from the color of his skin, you would have never thought possible. A total reclamatio...

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Funny story: Students' chant initially confuses media, viewers, other fans

Students' chant initially confuses media, viewers, other fans

Philadelphia, PA -- At the Wachovia Center on Saturday afternoon a raucous chant echoed through the rafters during the NCAA men's basketball tournament second-round matchup between the Villanova Wildcats and UCLA Bruins. Initially, both television an...

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Funny story: Knight sees the light, unretires

Knight sees the light, unretires

Tired of retirement after just two days, Bob Knight, college basketball's winningest coach, cited family reasons for his decision to return to the game and lead another head-in-the-sand program to the promised land.

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Funny story: Duke Beats Tarheels; Krzyzewski Denies Cheating

Duke Beats Tarheels; Krzyzewski Denies Cheating

The Duke Blue Devils beat the North Carolina Tarheels last night in an exciting game. The "Dukies" mostly did it with great shooting, while the Heels did not shoot well. Coach Mike Krzyzewski denied allegations that Duke cheated in its win,...

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Funny story: Vitale returns, ears will bleed

Vitale returns, ears will bleed

After throat surgery and a couple of months rehabbing his strained vocal chords, slap-happy college basketball announcer Dick Vitale returns to TV on Wednesday for the North Carolina-Duke men's game, where he promises to gush, over-analyze, marve...

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Funny story: NCAA To Change 3 Point Line, Other Rules

NCAA To Change 3 Point Line, Other Rules

The NCAA has decided to change the distance of the three point line to make the shot a little more difficult. The University sports governing body has also announced other changes to the game of college basketball.

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Funny story: Rutgers Team Offers Opinion On Don Imus Controversy

Rutgers Team Offers Opinion On Don Imus Controversy

The Rutgers University women's basketball team has finally opened their mouth's on the Don Imus controversy. After their loss in the national championship game to Tennessee, nationally syndicated radio DJ Imus referred to the women as "Nappy Headed...

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