Jim Parsons True Identity Revealed: Reince Priebus

Written by Waskily Wabbit

Saturday, 12 March 2011

Photographs don't lie, they reveal hidden truths. Today researches have applied the Janet and Michael test to the actor Jim Parsons and RNC chairperson Reince Priebus and came up with startling conclusions; either the Big Bang Theory is a failing sitcom, or the RNC is on the edge of demise.

The public hopes and awaits the conclusions to these theories as everyone cannot wait for the upcoming season of the show to air, and no one really cares about whoever , or whatever a Reince Piebus is.

The Janet and Michael Test

The whole issue began when Photographer and noted conspiracy theorist Jerry Fletcher began a series of visual tests after noticing a striking resemblance between Janet Jackson and her brother Michael.

One friend was reported queuing his concern after rhetorically stating that the two were never seen in public together. This began a long series of photographic hunts that lead to this as a confirmation test.

Now Jerry believes that Jim Parsons, an already superb actor, has attempted to dupe the public by becoming Reince Priebus, an over confident republican from Wisconsin, with the penchant to dressing disparagingly horrible, unlike Jim's infallible artistry allows.

Jerry's skew on this whole theory is that Jim Parsons may be doing this in an attempt to make the republican party the most ridiculed group in the U.S. But, what if Jerry is Wrong? What would be the consequences of Reince Priebus pretending to be the over qualified handsome and outwardly homosexual star of an iconic modern geek spun sitcom?

The results could be devastating; comparatively speaking more people are concerned over Sheldon Cooper's introverted psychosis than the entire voting base of the Republican party.

The Implications of a conservative acting gay in order to attract and expand an already divisive party may be one of the most underhanded ways of social media exploitation. Or Jerry could be right, and we can all sit back and watch the GOP become a new branch of sitcom.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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