Thousands of people illegally cross borders. Some make it. Other don't. Here are some sure-fire tips on how to get to the other side.
1) Disguise self as a stereotype of recipient nation, or pretend to be an asshole. Chances are, the rec. nation will be all assholes.
2) Send a email, and then upload yourself as an attachment. Send email to a 3D printer lab in all good science or engineering facilities.
3) Shout 'distraction' as you point into the distance. Once they've looked away, RUN.
4) Get your pretty cousin/sister etc. to ask border police which boob is better. Like the above, RUN.
5) Study hard in school, pass school, attend program by a university in rec. nation, apply for student visa, study at university. When visa is finished, slip into the job market.
