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Thursday, 17 February 2011

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As we approach the 8 month anniversary of England's humiliating 4-1 defeat by Germany in the last 16 of World Cup 2010, Frank Skinner and David Baddiel are releasing an updated version of the classic "Three Lions" :

They're Coming Home
They're Coming Home
They're Coming
England's Coming Home
(x 66)

Everyone Seems To Know The Score
The Germans Gave Them Four
And For Sure
It Could Have Been Much More .....

Rooney Just Wasn't Fit
The Defence Was So Shit
Fabio He Must Quit
Cause They Remember......

Semen On A Shirt
English Fans Wet Dreaming
4 More Years Of Hurt
The Tabloids Are All Screaming

What Went So Wrong, They Had Such High Hopes
Now The Country's On The Ropes
They Just Can't Cope, They're Such Dopes

But They Still See That
Shot Cross The Line
Why Is Life So Unkind
The Referee Must Be Blind
NEIN - NEIN - NEIN - NEIN - NEIN !

Three Lions On A Shirt
The Nations' Eyes Are Streaming
Hopes Ground In The Dirt
The Rest Of Britain's Beaming......

They're Coming Home
They're Coming Home
They're Coming
England's Coming Home ..

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