Written by grimbo

Monday, 14 February 2011

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With the local elections in England fast approaching, the newly formed Cockney Slang Rhyming Party issued their first ever manifesto.

"The CRSP's Calamity Jayne is all about Cat's Mange.

The Caesarian Section is less than fourteen Computer Geeks away. Are you really Kids Nappy with the old Russell Barties ? Haven't you had Frank Bough of their tired old Dylan Thomases ?

The Cheryl Coles are showing that there's Peanut Brittle between the three of them. They're all saying virtually the same old Engagement Rings. Can you really tell the difference between Next Door Neighbour, the Blood and Gories or the Damp Squibs ?

Think Yvonne Goolagong and Yellow Card before you cast your Pleasure Boat.

Choose the CRSP when you complete your Timmy Mallett.

We're not making any Tattie Wedges.

We've got no campaign Hulk Hogans.

We just want to have a few Chief of Staffs.

You know it makes Chain Link Fence.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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