Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 14 February 2011


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A photo of Naomi Campbell wearing a black jumpsuit up on a ladder changing a light bulb. (Photo courtesy of Kanye West).

HOLLYWOOD - Selena Gomez had gone to her hair styling salon to get her hair trimmed. She was asked by her hair stylist FuFi Fondue if what he had read in the supermarket tabloid Just Saying was true.

Gomez had no idea what he was talking about. He reached in the lower drawer and took out a copy of Just Saying. And there on the front cover was a photo of Selena dressed in a Green Bay Packers jersey and a pair of Pittsburgh Steelers shorts.

The caption below her photo said "Selena Gomez says that Naomi Campbell is the undisputed black queen of mean."

Gomez shook her head and said that she could not believe what she had seen and read. She commented that in the first place she is neither a Packers nor a Steelers fan. Secondly she does not now, nor has she ever owned a Packers jersey or a pair of Steelers shorts.

She took a drink from her bottle of Diet Dr. Pepper and told FuFi that she had no earthly idea who the heck Naomi Campbell is. FuFi started laughing and he told her that even though she (Selena) had not said it; Naomi Campbell is in fact the undisputed black queen of mean.

Selena asked him who Campbell was. Fondue giggled and he told her that she was the heiress to the Campbell Soup Company.

"Oh, I see." Selena said as she started reading a story about Demi Lovato saying that Nancy Pelosi had reportedly told an unnamed source that Sarah Palin has a taco tickler (penis).

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