Carroll and Suarez relieve Fernando Torres at 'Anfieldgrad'

Written by SpoofyDoofy

Monday, 31 January 2011

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Andy Carroll and Luis Suarez have WALKED ALONE through the snow to 'Anfieldgrad'

This is 'Anfieldgrad' on the banks of the River Mersey. We, the loyal defenders of 'Anfieldgrad', are surrounded by an opposition force, without Fernando Torres. 'Anfieldgrad' is cut off from humanity.

On January 6th Army of Von Hodgson were suffered the fiercest cold Winter, whereupon Von Hodgson WALKED ALONE down the M62 ALONE, with a few Million Rubles into oblivion!

The beleagured Command of Comrade Dalglish, has taken over, Fernando Torres has 'cracked' with battle fatigue! The loss of Fernando Torres has been filled quickly, to satisfy the high demands of the Red Army of the Kop, otherwise 'Anfieldgrad', Liverpool, would have been no more!

Comrade Dalglish has signed Andy Carroll and Luis Suarez, in order to demonstrate the commitment of the defence of 'Anfieldgrad' and silence the vitriol, emanating from those who unreasonably doubted that the battle of 'Anfieldgrad' could be won.

Comrade Dalglish is clearly assembling a formidable logistical offensive and defensive options for the long term siege at 'Anfieldgrad'. Comrade Dalglish's tactics will be talented, with potential and something to prove rather than a 'name'.

The six long month 'simmering' siege of 'Anfieldgrad' has been a tale of a 'shakey' command, a beleagured 6th Army, with cracks appearing in defence, as a consequence of battle fatigue!

Andy Carroll who allegedly scraps with team mates as part of his warm up, has replaced, what the 'mighty Kop' call a, "greedy 2 faced snake and rat."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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