Written by Inchcock

Sunday, 9 January 2011

image for UK Forecast In Prose for 2011
The Rich will get Richer - until August!

What to expect for 2011.... It's not nice!

Rich will get richer, the poor will become desperately poor,

The prospering ones will be the Etonites, and the epicure,

Politicians, Bankers, Investors, and MPs that's for sure,

Haliburton with good sales of guns, missiles and armour,

Prospects for the unemployed if any, will be very miniature,

Workers will be like Oliver, not permitted to ask for more,

Repossessions, high food, & utility prices they'll endure,

Shops & businesses will close, making the misery even more.

The unemployed continue to treated like an unwanted tumour,

While Royalty, Politicians, Bankers etc live in splendour,

Filthy rich will be content, and maybe the entrepreneur,

The out of work and Senior Citizens treated like manure,

MP's will continue to be cheats, liars, nepotists & impure,

And the proletariat will be crushed by MPs with vigour,

MPs still getting away with expense fiddling I'm sure,

Talking down to us with their snotty superior behaviour,

They will make it a crime to be humble and poor,

You will not be able to afford food prices at the local store,

You will not be able to afford to shop by brochure,

This will in August, be replaced for you and your neighbour,

With the new starting of the third world war,

We'll all die, all creeds, religions, and skin colour,

T'is the truth I'm afraid, that some will survive for sure,

Politicians, Bankers, Investors, and MPs, and that thought leaves me with a mouthful of stinking odour!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Topics: Poetry, Future, 2011

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more